Dead is the new Alive

the-box-ticker:

Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

nutella-boy:

nutella-boy:

they should change the anonymous icon to this

18 thousand people agree with me,what are you waiting karp

(Source: pizz4s, via wingsofthetardis)

doomslock:

a leather jacket makes a man 134.7% more attractive

(via wingsofthetardis)

askinnyblackman:

jordantypefont:

This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

vvierd:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

(via fake-suicide-of-genius)

me: does one sit-up
me: checks for abs

manicpixiedeathbitch:

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

(via bigfatwolf)

tentacruels:

collilecki:

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

On an iPhone “destiel” autocorrects to “destined” and I think that’s fate

Why did you have to make this about Supernatural

…stll waiting for the “we have no other choise”-gif

and I’m not even in the fandom

(via thescarlettrabbit)

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

(via thescarlettrabbit)

Dead is the new Alive.